I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BE SAD THAT YOU’RE NOT AT SDCC
friendly reminder that san diego comic con is actually not very fun. it’s hours upon hours of waiting in line and trying to navigate an incredibly cramped, sweaty hall floor and spending way too much money on impulse buys, hotel rooms, food, etc.
and you don’t actually get to meet any celebrities unless you have an autograph ticket. and the autograph tickets are a raffle. you are most definitely not going to get an autograph ticket. oh, and the line for the autograph ticket of the thing you want want is going to be during the panel of said thing. so you have to choose one or the other: wait 5+hours in line for panel seats or wait hours in line for a slim chance at autograph ticket.
SO STOP BEING SAD. COMIC CON ISN’T ALL THAT IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE. I’ve been four times. Each time it just got bigger, to the point where the last time I went you could hardly move on the exhibit floor. If you want to actually have fun, you’re better off going to a smaller convention. (smaller than SDCC, I mean. There’s some big ass conventions that still have adequate breathing room).
This helps a bit. I hate crowds but at the same time I just really really want to be in the middle of it all.
if you are straight and say “im so gay”, consider this instead:
- don’t do that
- Comic Con: knock knock
- Me: who's there
- Comic Con: not you lol